There’s almost no words for this. When my son showed me this the other day, all I could do was shake my head. What is this world coming to?

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I’m not a fan of Kanye West, his trophy wife or ANY member of her wack job family. In fact, I couldn’t name one of his songs if I heard it. What I DO know is that he’s basically a raving ego-maniac with a god complex who seems to get a kick out of stretching, not only his First Amendment rights, but also shattering the boundaries of good taste all over social media. Sure it’s mostly harmless drivel, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a real kick out of it.

THIS ONE tho…. this is a DOOZY! Not in his usual way mind you, he’s not going around telling people that he belongs in the Bible this time (look it up, it’s sadly true) But this one really takes the crazy-cake, serves it, then goes back for seconds!

Kanye West apparently LOVES McDonald’s. Like…. a lot. So much so, it seems, that he went and wrote a poem about it. Specifically, it’s a poem about French Fries. Check this out:

McDonalds Man

The french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man

I know them french fries have a plan

I know them french fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the french fries plan

I always knew them french fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don’t trust no food that smells that good man

I don’t trust it

I just can’t
McDonalds Man

McDonalds, damn

Them french fries look good though

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them french fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie

I’ll let you catch your breath. I’ll wait.

Once you regain the ability to breath again, I just want you to remember that this man is a (SELF-PROCLAIMED) genius and is the end all, be all of music. Move over Sinatra! It’s Kanye’s turn! Was this not the craziest thing you have ever heard? I’d love to hear your thoughts. Remember tho, I write this post in jest, it’s all in good fun. Keep things civil!

Thanks to Food Beast for this wonderfully insane article.